PRINCESS' CHRISTMAS-LIST
to St. Dickless
AND
A CHRISTMAS TALE


How Princess Stole Christmas

 

 Santa likes to get his "stocking stuffed"
Twas the night before Christmas...

and all through HER palace
Not a creature was stirring...
not even slave's phallus.

slavie all folded tight
up in a ball
on the floor of his dog cage
in the dark, lonely hall.

And Princess all cuddly,
all snug in HER bed.
While VISIONS of Money Transfers and Life Insurance Policies
all danced in HER head.

And under the tree a mountain of loot
boxes, and prezzies all wrapped festive and cute.
And a gigantic stocking hung to be filled
All for THE PRINCESS that all men do YIELD.

No plate of cookie, nor tall glass of  milk.
Just a pair of used panties made of fine silk.
By these undies a short, curt note.
And this is what the PRINCESS WROTE:

DEAR SANTA,

you fat little freak, you dick-yanking fatty,
I'm cute!  And I'm selfish!  I'm mean!  And I'm catty!
Drop off ALL the gifts UNDER MY TREE!
I get what I want and don't hafta sit on your knee.
Rudolph's nose ain't the only thing that is red.
It ALL BELONGS to ME, when you think with your head.
I know what you do all alone on the NorthPole.
I got pictures of you being an elf's glory-hole.
Miss Santa would shit icecubes if She knew what I knew.
All the things dirty men with candycanes do.
So Santa tell ME...were you nice or were you naughty?
I got Mistletoe hanging right over MY potty.
Drop off the goods, leave your creditcard and cash.
Maybe next Yuletide, I'll let you kiss MY Holiday ASS.
    XOXOXOXO,
   PRINCESS SIERRA

That little chubbycheeked elf wore tight pantyhose
and up the chimney he ROSE.
With a nubby so hard, so ugly and sick.
he knew in a moment it must be St. Dick.
And out to the sleigh he arose with a clatter
The celibate slave awoke to see what was the matter.
From the bars of his dogcage what did the lonely mutt see?
A fat man with an empty sleigh and gigantic stiffy.
And Santa but whispered as he drove out of site.
"I aint got the will to put up a fight.
I aint got no gifts, no money, no pride.
But i still feel sorta warm and fuzzy inside.
But giving Christmas to PRINCESS just feels so right.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night."


Jolly ol' Saint scotty clause!
Jolly ol' Saint ScottyClause,
lean your ear this way!
Don't you tell a single soul
what I'm going to say:
Christmas Eve is coming soon;
now, you dumb old man
Whisper what you'll bring to me;
tell me if you can.

Misses Santa Clause your poor wife
gets just a lump of coal.
She will find a brand new man
cuz you're a broke old troll.
Underneath your Christmas tree
there won't be a thing.
You sold out your family
for your slimey dingaling.
All the stockings you will find
hanging in a row
Mine will be the biggest one,
you'll be sure to know

Bobby wants a pair of skates,
Suzy wants a sled
they wont get a single thing
cuz you bought PRINCESS stuff instead!

HOHOHO! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRY CHRISTMAS PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Last handwritten Christmas list