| After
losing his prestigious job at CCS, deryck has been trying to keep a low
profile. Of course, whenever he comes into any sum of money from
cashing in his bonds, transferring savings, etc...he is worked up into
a sexual lather and contacts Me for more abuse. Recently, I've noticed
that deryck has been reluctant to tell Me why his phone number has a new
city code, and what exactly he is doing to feed himself. deryck is
a sneaky little fuck. Completely untrustworthy. Lately he has been
going into these drunken tirades and making humiliating videos of himself
skipping around in frillies. The man is SOO fucking "Out there".
Anyway, after getting deryck boozed up, I enchanted him into stupidly giving
Me the passwords to his email account. After snooping around in his
account's address book, I triumphantly found some of his personal emails.
I promptly emailed letters from the account, linking deryck's webmare and
video clips and also admitting this many homo-erotic fantasies. giggle.
Well this scared the little shit so bad that he disappeared and changed
his passwords to BOTH his email and checking account. THE NERVE!
After a few days passed, and deryck's erection demised, deryck closed his
creditcard. OOOOOOOOOOOoooh....STUPID move, fathead!
With
the help of several submissive cyber-wanks, I started a complete
search of deryck. LOOK what I found!!
 Isn't
he butch?
When
deryck isn't spanking off to the computer and gallivanting around in his
tiny negligee, he's faring the BRITISH seas!!! HAHAHA! Honorary
MEMBER OF THE RNLI (Royal National LifeBoat Institute)...well GAWD SAVE
THE QUEEN!
After
a bit more snooping on one of his personal servers space, I found a few
more interesting things.
deryck
is a complete freak who takes pictures of his kitty and posts it on his
"secret"webspace. HAHAHAHAHAAHA. deryck's kitty's name is VODKA.
WooHoo! Pretty fitting for an alcoholic!
So
I start searching EVERYWHERE for his new address. If only deryck, had given
up the information.... Maybe I wouldn't have been so enflamed to
become CYBER-SPY-SIERRA.
Look
what I found! After, losing his job, he decided to move to the country...and
start anew. Get his life in order again. Deryck was very careful
not to link his name to his NEW website. But I found a little advertisement
on the web with a list of Bed and Breakfasts and deryck's name and new
phone number listed as the contact. After doing another search for
the Bed Breakfast I found his webpage and quaint little Country Abode.
http://www.longhope.co.uk/
he has since removed
most of the juicy stuff :(
Executive
Director of a CellPhone company to humble little Inn-Keeper. Oh man,
Me and Theresa about pee'd EACH OTHER's pants when We stumbled onto this
little goodie. Now this is what Im going to do...if deryck doesn't
fork over the cash.
I
have compiled a list of competition Bed and Breakfast's in the area (ha!)
and will be sending them. I have saved all of the websites linked
to deryck's humble little B&B page for later mailing. I wonder
what such a tiny, charming country village would think of such a
pervert? Perhaps he should turn in to a gay bed and breakfast?
My question is? Does deryck really gather eggs now?
deryck's
chickens
how quaint
pervert palace
  
I
recommend everyone visit deryck's B&B page and fill out the "feed back"
page. Tell him you think he needs to sell the shitty little place
and give ME all the proceeds. deryck, you think you are fucked up
now???? Oh, baby....it ONLY gets better!
deryck's
menu....hahahahahahahahaha!
Starters
Corn on the cob (V)
Spicy lentil soup (V)
Carrot & corriander soup (V)
Garlic mushrooms (V)
Main Courses
Moussaka
Vegetarian Moussaka (V)
Chilli Con Carne
Vegetarian Chilli (V)
Fishcakes
Fish pie
Aubergines stuffed with mushrooms (V)
Spinach and almond canneloni (V)
Cheese and vegetable pasta bake (V)
Desserts
Fruit crumble
Chocolate cheesecake
Chocolate mousse
yumyum
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